Bold, retro-inspired high-top sneakers featuring the iconic Slocum’s Joe design — straight out of the Fallout universe.
Designed as a standout statement piece, these custom-made Slocum’s Joe sneakers combine vibrant diner-style aesthetics with everyday comfort. Whether you’re a fan of post-apocalyptic lore or just want something that turns heads, these are built to stand out.
“Large Coffee and a Jelly Donut — $30!” — Slocum’s Joe poster
— ➡️ Slocum’s Joe Sneakers Details:
⚠️ If you fall in-between sizes we recommend going a size (or half-a-size) larger.
• Leather upper with mesh lining construction
• High lace-up closure for a snug fit
• Soft EVA padded insoles
• High-quality EVA outsole for traction and exceptional durability
Care Instructions:
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your shoes — it’s not necessary to soak the whole shoe. For hard to clean marks, use a soft bristled brush.
— ➡️ Shipping and Production:
Our shoes are custom made to order (4-8 business days) before tracked shipping worldwide.
— ➡️ Delivery estimates:
United States: 1-2 weeks
CAN / UK / EU / AU: 1-3 weeks
Rest of World: 2-4 weeks
Got a special request for this design or product? Please message us any time, we love to take Custom Orders!




— ➡️ More info about Slocum’s Joe:
“Slocum’s Joe” is a brand of pre-War coffee that can still be found in the post-apocalyptic Fallout universe. It is known for its strong, bitter taste and is considered a delicacy by survivors. The fictional brand was named after its creator, Joe Slocum, and is instantly recognizable by it’s pink-and-yellow logo and advertisements.







































