Slocum’s Joe Sneakers

$69.95

Slocum’s Joe high-top sneakers inspired by the Fallout universe — bold, retro diner-style shoes made to stand out.

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Description

Bold, retro-inspired high-top sneakers featuring the iconic Slocum’s Joe design — straight out of the Fallout universe.

Designed as a standout statement piece, these custom-made Slocum’s Joe sneakers combine vibrant diner-style aesthetics with everyday comfort. Whether you’re a fan of post-apocalyptic lore or just want something that turns heads, these are built to stand out.

“Large Coffee and a Jelly Donut — $30!” — Slocum’s Joe poster

— ➡️ Slocum’s Joe Sneakers Details:

⚠️ If you fall in-between sizes we recommend going a size (or half-a-size) larger.

• Leather upper with mesh lining construction
• High lace-up closure for a snug fit
• Soft EVA padded insoles
• High-quality EVA outsole for traction and exceptional durability

Care Instructions:

Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your shoes — it’s not necessary to soak the whole shoe. For hard to clean marks, use a soft bristled brush.

— ➡️ Shipping and Production:

Our shoes are custom made to order (4-8 business days) before tracked shipping worldwide.

— ➡️ Delivery estimates:

United States: 1-2 weeks
CAN / UK / EU / AU: 1-3 weeks
Rest of World: 2-4 weeks

Got a special request for this design or product? Please message us any time, we love to take Custom Orders!

Slocum's Joe Sneakers Shoe Size Chart

Slocum's Joe Shoes, Slocum's Joe Sneakers


— ➡️ More info about Slocum’s Joe:

“Slocum’s Joe” is a brand of pre-War coffee that can still be found in the post-apocalyptic Fallout universe. It is known for its strong, bitter taste and is considered a delicacy by survivors. The fictional brand was named after its creator, Joe Slocum, and is instantly recognizable by it’s pink-and-yellow logo and advertisements.

Additional information

Sole & Lace Color

Black, White

Shoe Size

Men US5 / EU38, Men US6 / EU 39, Men US7 / EU40, Men US7.5 / EU41, Men US8.5 / EU42, Men US9.5 / EU43, Men US10 / EU44, Men US11 / EU45, Men US12 / EU46, Women US5.5 / EU36, Women US6 / EU37, Women US7 / EU38, Women US8 / EU39, Women US9 / EU40, Women US10 / EU41, Women US11 / EU42, Women US11.5 / EU43, Women US12 / EU44

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