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$69.95
Slocum’s Joe high-top sneakers inspired by the Fallout universe — bold, retro diner-style shoes made to stand out.
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Description
Bold, retro-inspired high-top sneakers featuring the iconic Slocum’s Joe design — straight out of the Fallout universe.
Designed as a standout statement piece, these custom-made Slocum’s Joe sneakers combine vibrant diner-style aesthetics with everyday comfort. Whether you’re a fan of post-apocalyptic lore or just want something that turns heads, these are built to stand out.
“Large Coffee and a Jelly Donut — $30!” — Slocum’s Joe poster
— ➡️ Slocum’s Joe Sneakers Details:
⚠️ If you fall in-between sizes we recommend going a size (or half-a-size) larger.
• Leather upper with mesh lining construction
• High lace-up closure for a snug fit
• Soft EVA padded insoles
• High-quality EVA outsole for traction and exceptional durability
Care Instructions:
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your shoes — it’s not necessary to soak the whole shoe. For hard to clean marks, use a soft bristled brush.
— ➡️ Shipping and Production:
Our shoes are custom made to order (4-8 business days) before tracked shipping worldwide.
— ➡️ Delivery estimates:
United States: 1-2 weeks
CAN / UK / EU / AU: 1-3 weeks
Rest of World: 2-4 weeks
Got a special request for this design or product? Please message us any time, we love to take Custom Orders!


— ➡️ More info about Slocum’s Joe:
“Slocum’s Joe” is a brand of pre-War coffee that can still be found in the post-apocalyptic Fallout universe. It is known for its strong, bitter taste and is considered a delicacy by survivors. The fictional brand was named after its creator, Joe Slocum, and is instantly recognizable by it’s pink-and-yellow logo and advertisements.
Additional information
| Sole & Lace Color | Black, White |
|---|---|
| Shoe Size | Men US5 / EU38, Men US6 / EU 39, Men US7 / EU40, Men US7.5 / EU41, Men US8.5 / EU42, Men US9.5 / EU43, Men US10 / EU44, Men US11 / EU45, Men US12 / EU46, Women US5.5 / EU36, Women US6 / EU37, Women US7 / EU38, Women US8 / EU39, Women US9 / EU40, Women US10 / EU41, Women US11 / EU42, Women US11.5 / EU43, Women US12 / EU44 |























