🥤 Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator
Brawndo has electrolytes. It’s what plants crave. The green Brawndo logo and “The Thirst Mutilator” branding from Idiocracy are printed on this white ceramic mug, available in 11oz and 15oz sizes.
🌱 It’s Got What Plants Crave
In Idiocracy, Brawndo has replaced water almost everywhere—including crop irrigation—because everybody knows plants need electrolytes. Unfortunately, the crops keep dying.
Joe Bauers eventually proposes the radical alternative of watering them with actual water, immediately running into the obvious objection: water is the stuff found in toilets.
☕ Brawndo Mug Details
- ✔️ Green Brawndo and “The Thirst Mutilator” artwork
- ✔️ White ceramic mug
- ✔️ 11oz (325 ml) or 15oz (445 ml)
- ✔️ Rounded profile with a C-shaped handle
📦 Custom-made to order with tracked shipping worldwide.
📧 For special requests and custom orders, please get in touch any time!
