Veridian Dynamics Hoodie

Description

Veridian Dynamics is the stereotypically “evil” fictional corporation from the TV series Better Off Ted.  Veridian Dynamics, experiments on its employees, twists the truth, and will stop at nothing to achieve its goals.  It has been mentioned that Veridian has swayed presidential elections, created killer pandas and robots, weaponized pumpkins, and that there are only three governments left in the world which are more powerful than Veridian.

The company frequently references futuristic technologies, killer robots and sentient computers; the Veridian Dynamics logo is seen on its employees uniforms, lab coats, and TV advertisements.

“We’re sorry. You’re welcome.” — Veridian Dynamics slogan

✅ Gildan® 18500 Classic Unisex Fit, runs true to size
✅ Medium-weight sweatshirt for year-round comfort
✅ Air jet yarn – soft-feel 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
✅ Double-lined hood & color-matched drawcord
✅ Double needle stitching at shoulder, arms, neck, waist & cuffs
✅ 1 x 1 spandex ribbing, kangaroo pouch pocket
✅ High quality, high definition Fictional Corporation print

Below are worldwide delivery estimates.  All orders include tracking information.

USA / Canada: 2-5 days after production
AU / UK / Europe: 5-8 days after production
Rest of World: 7-14 days after production

⚠️ Please note: There may be shipping delays due to the ongoing Covid-19 crisis.
?? Our Hoodies are printed in & shipped from the United States of America.